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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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southern-feminism:


Inclusive children go far.

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

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howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

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"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut   (via sleepyreverie)

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timeaslight:

a set of victorian houses

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